Self-hosting guides
Every guide here was actually deployed before publishing — real hardware, real RAM numbers, real problems hit along the way. TESTED means we ran it ourselves.
Self-host Uptime Kuma: a status page in 10 minutes with DockerTESTED
We deployed Uptime Kuma 2 with Docker Compose and measured everything: 143 MB RAM idle, 574 MB image, sub-2-second restarts. Here's the exact setup.
Min RAM: 256 MB